Friday, June 23, 2023

A New Wander, Day 3: Little Rock to Missouri

 This is part three of many. You really should read them in order. You'll find Part One here, and here's a link to the photo album for this trip.

 I found us a good place for breakfast in North Little Rock this morning. It was called BJ's Market Cafe, because it's in the Farmer's Market, a large complex of warehouses near railroad tracks and highways. It was also close to a branch of Chase Bank, which was my first destination of the day, so that was a point strongly in its favour. It was also the only place listed on Yelp's or TripAdvisor's top-ten list that wasn't a chain restaurant. 

 After breakfast (oatmeal, an homage to A Certain Person who has that most mornings when travelling) I plugged a route into Google Maps, then had to re-do it three times before I could get one that didn't take us down 15 miles of frontage road along Interstate 40, or along Interstate 40 itself. It's tedious, putting in meaningless intermediate stops along the roads I want, but it's the only way to get the program to take me down back roads when there's a freeway in the way. And then when we get near one of those useless intermediate points, I can cancel the stop and it should continue to the next. Sometimes I forget to cancel the stop, and end up turning down weird little roads and wondering why the Hell I'm going there.

says it all
 Our first stop after the bank was Toad Suck. Really just because of the name of the town. It's right on the Arkansas River, with its own lock and high bridge, but there's nothing at all to see there except the sign welcoming you to town. It's so Arkansas.

 Then we cruised up through the Ozarks. Hours of driving on well-maintained winding mountain roads with little traffic, top down, gorgeous weather, highs in the 80s. We stopped for lunch at Mountain View, a very tourist-oriented place. I parked on the street by the courthouse and was gratified by how many people stopped to look at the car and comment on it. (They didn't know it was mine; I was in the shade on the sidewalk some small distance away, enjoying the show. There was probably a Trump-like cloud of narcissism hanging about me, visible only to cats and witches.) Although I did notice that, last night in Little Rock, that son of a bitch with the red Nissan who parked too close to me at Club Taco scratched my car with his door. Roland said it was alright, because he'd put a nice big scratch in the red Nissan when trying to get back into my car. He had a hard time of it because he couldn't open the car door far enough (because of the red Nissan). Karma sucks, dude. 

 If I thought I could find that red car I'd go back to Little Rock and do some real damage to it. I'm thinking broken windows.

 There was a local crafts school on a corner in Mountain View. I went to check it out after lunch, hoping it'd be like the Kentucky state crafts operations I've seen. (Lunch, by the way, was unremarkable except for featuring a dessert of Ozark Mountain pie: coconut and chocolate. Sherry would have hated it, but I didn't.) Anyway, the Kentucky craft shops always have excellent work for sale. But no, this shop consisted of the kind of arts and crafts one sees in pop-up pavilions at the Strawberry Festival or the Taste of New Orleans: ticky-tack jewelry, cheap stained glass Christmas ornaments, some artless pottery and fabrics. Not really worth the block-and-a-half walk to get there.

 North of Mountain View, near a town called Allison, is an old one-lane suspension bridge, one of only two in the state. I'd been across the other, in northwestern Arkansas, a few years ago, and it had been kind of exciting. Roland was unimpressed in the extreme, though, so it was really anticlimactic. Still, glad I did it.

Rocky Falls
 Our main stop in the afternoon was at Rocky Falls, in Missouri. This is a very pretty place, but there were about 30 people there, which I hadn't expected, since it's so remote. Roland refused to walk the 80 yards down to see the falls so I went by myself, which made it less fun. But I took a few pictures and watched the kids and others climbing around on the rocks and swimming in the swimmin' hole and lounging on the pebble shore, and then wandered back to the car. We took the wrong road on leaving (no internet out there) and came to a dirt road after about three miles, and then the dirt road became a track and I said, No, I'll not be taking my pegasus down that trail, so we turned around and found the right road. 

 The only hotels we could locate were about 15 miles out of our planned route, so we had made a reservation in Farmington. It turned out to be a pretty good place: nicer than either of the hotels we'd stayed in earlier on this trip, insofar as it had carpet on the floors and the toilet didn't overflow. A little more expensive, though, but we're both rich old men and can afford it, however much we don't want to. 


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Wednesday, June 21, 2023

New Wander, Day 2: Sulpher Springs to Little Rock

 This is part two of many. You really should read them in order. Part One can be seen here, and here's a link to the photo album for this trip.

  We spent our first night on the road at a Motel 6. I used to hate those places; they were cheap, yes, but so uncomfortable, and usually in what seemed sketchier neighbourhoods. But when I was out in California a couple of years ago I was practically forced to stay in one, & found it much nicer than it used to be. I've stayed in Motel 6's a couple of times since, & the only deficit they have is the lack of carpet and, sometimes, furniture. Last night's was no exception: it was clean and the beds were comfortable. It had a hard floor, which was okay, but it had no furniture other than the beds. It was uncomfortable trying to write my blog post sitting on the bed; I know they call it a laptop, but that's not really a place to use it. Otherwise the room was fine.

 We found breakfast this morning at a nice little cafe near downtown called the Pioneer. Good food, good prices, good-ish service. Then we headed over to the glass bathrooms on the courthouse square so Roland could see them, inside and out. (As the waitress at the Pioneer said, "Ain't that something to be famous for!") After a brief break there, we drove up to Paris to see the famous Eiffel Tower, and then on to Idabel, Oklahoma, to see the small collection of American muscle cars at a roadside stop called Gasquatch. They had some nice ones, but muscle cars aren't really my thing. And, unfortunately, the display area was closed when we were there, so I could only see them from a distance.

Lake Ouachita
 After that, we drove on into Arkansas. We had a nice lunch at the 270 Cafe in Mount Ida -- I had pulled pork tacos for $6 -- and then up a gravel road to the Lake Ouachita Vista on Hickory Nut Mountain. Up to that point, it was a really nice day: good roads, not much traffic. The view of Lake Ouachita was a surprise: I'd expected a big open expanse of water (it's a pretty big lake) but instead it's a warren of small islands. This is a place to have a boat! 

 I'd used Google Maps to navigate successfully by putting in small towns along our route and telling it to avoid highways. Then I put in the address of our hotel in Little Rock and my good day came to an end. The route it showed looked good so I started off down the one road in the area coming off of Hickory Nut Mountain. Then I found myself in Hot Springs. We weren't supposed to be going through Hot Springs. I pulled over to check the routing and found it took us onto I-30 and into Little Rock. I set it again to avoid highways, had it re-calculate the route, and started off again. It took us on city streets through downtown Hot Springs, then on to the east ... to Interstate 30, where it put us on the frontage road. In what programmer's imagination is a frontage road an adequate departure from a highway? I stopped again to redo the routing, but then I decided, The Hell With It, and just took the freeway to our hotel. Consequently I was not in a mood to expand on our day when we checked into our hotel.

 After writing the paragraphs to this point, and watching a few episodes of Celebrity Family Feud (with celebrities I've never heard of, and their next of kin) we dragged our asses down to the River Market area, a short swath of overpriced tourist-oriented restaurants and clubs along the riverfront. Nothing appealed, but on the way we had passed a fun-looking place called Taco Camp (or possibly Camp Taco) on a bedraggled street along a detour route. We went back there and had an excellent (and inexpensive) dinner. The only thing we could have done better was that we decided to sit indoors, only to find as we  were leaving that outside, in the (relatively cool) open air of the patio, they had a solo musician performing music that we liked. 

Sunset over Little Rock, from the Junction Bridge
 After dinner, I forced Roland to go with me to the Junction Bridge, an old structure that is now limited to pedestrian use. There were nice views of the Arkansas River and the downtown skyline, such as it is. Then we went to a club he had found listed on line with good-sounding reviews, not too far away. It turned out to be a gay club (or maybe a mixed-crowd club; who can tell?) where they were playing bingo to raise money for some charity function. We took a table in the back and sat through a game of blackout (the final game of the night) while we each had a drink. Then it was back to the hotel where Roland turned on a Tyler Perry show on BET called Sistas, which seems to me as bad as any low-budget production can be. It would appear that the writers' strike has not affected this program. I'm guessing it was written by AI that has sampled too many angst-wracked teenagers' tweets.

 

 I have placed the pictures in an online album, but Google Photos will not let me edit them. Why? I don't know. I never know why a Google program never works the same way twice in a row. I'll try again later.


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Tuesday, June 20, 2023

A New Wander

This is the first post of several covering this trip. You really should read them in order.

 Today, my friend Roland and I left San Antonio to go a-wandering. While I've planned out a route on RoadTrippers (one of my favourite travel planning websites and the only one I pay money to use) the theme of the trip is as always: Every intersection is an opportunity to change plans.

 I'd expected to get to Paris, Texas today. That plan was foiled by a late start -- we didn't get away from Roland's house until about 9:30 -- and an unplanned detour of about 60 miles caused by the driver's selection of the wrong highway immediately after lunch. (Lunch, by the way, was at a surprisingly interesting and inexpensive little cafe in Caldwell called the Pink Kangaroo, owned by an Australian ex-pat and her daughter.) If my little compass indicator on the rearview mirror -- not the most reliable source, but useful in this particular instance -- hadn't alerted me to the fact that I was headed southwest instead of northeast, we might be spending tonight in Port Arthur or Goliad instead of Sulphur Springs. Oh, well, who cares.

 It was nice enough this morning to have the top down. We drove along the Death Loop (1604) and up 281 to Highway 46; along that road I felt a little lightheaded a couple of times, just for a moment or two each time, so we pulled into a parking lot so I could take my old-man meds. Have felt fine ever since. 

 In San Marcos I tried to switch on Google Maps. Every time I use that app, there's a problem of some kind, always a different one. Finally got it sorted after half a dozen attempts at changed settings and such; and after a while I remembered something I'd learned on the last trip: that it won't actually say anything unless the radio is on, and set to Bluetooth Audio. Now if I could just get it to say the names of the roads where I'm supposed to turn....

 Our only real stop this morning was at the Dinosaur Park in Cedar Creek, east of Austin. I'd gone there a year or two ago, but got there just as they were closing. Today we got there around noon, so I got to walk through the entire park. It was much larger than I'd expected, probably more than 5 acres. There were dozens of dinosaur sculptures and other long-extinct creatures (dimetrodons, smilodons, pterosaurs, etc.) and the park managed to place them so that each one is invisible until you're right on top of it, so you don't see the "next" dinosaur until you've had a good look at each one. It's all very well done. (Roland didn't have the energy to walk the park, so he went back into the air conditioning and waited. I did not hurry.) Took a lot of pictures but haven't gone through them yet, so will post a link to the album when I get it set up, maybe tomorrow.

 Here, though, is a single picture to tease your interest:


 After that we put the top up. It hit 105 this afternoon. Tomorrow (and the rest of the trip) should be a little cooler, but we won't be surprised if the top goes up every afternoon.

 

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Wednesday, May 10, 2023

Williamsburg Again, and More: the 2023 Condo Week in Virginia

 All the pictures I took on this trip -- not very many, really -- can be seen online here.

Mardi Gras
 As much as I love the thought of travelling by car around the country, I've not been particularly satisfied with the trips I've made so far this year, in some ways. My first, to New Orleans with my friend Marty, was as much fun as I'd hoped it would be; nice hotel, mostly good-enough weather while there, and we caught a Krewe of Chewbacchus parade. The only disappointment being that because of the threat of bad weather, I took the Subaru instead of the convertible. It was January, after all, so I couldn't be surprised that it was too cold to go top-down. Plus, the car mostly sat by the hotel anyway, while we took the streetcar or walked everywhere. Really the only driving was across Louisiana on the freeway, and how much fun would that have been? (I had, at one point, considered taking the coastal roads back -- from New Orleans to Houma and New Iberia, then across on State Highway 14. That would only have taken a couple of hours longer, but (a) I had the Subaru and (2) Marty had a plane to catch. Plus it rained pretty hard in Louisiana on the trip home.)

on the beach, South Padre Island
 The second trip was to South Padre island, just a few hours away. That was really good, first because the weather was glorious, second because we got to take Carly with us, and third because we got to visit with a good friend we hadn't seen in a while. (Joyce, who is one of about three people I've known for half a century. It seems impossible, given that we're both so young.) But, good as the trip was, it wasn't a wander.

 The third trip, to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, was also about what I'd expected. The trip up didn't go as planned, but it was okay. Freeway all the way, though I finally got to go to the lynching memorial in Montgomery, but was rushed in the nearby museum, and there was so much to see that I want to go back. We didn't get to the Georgia state park I'd planned to stop at, but we did go to an unexpected park in Alabama and had a good long hike to a waterfall. 

 It was on that trip that the Wyndham Rewards mobile web site stopped working right. (And I thought Google Maps was irksome!) I've tried the app, but it never worked right. Now the web site fails consistently as well. No matter what location I plug into it, it's unable to locate any hotels. A couple of times I've tried just calling the toll-free number and making a reservation that way, but that involves (usually) about 20 minutes on hold and a lot of questions that Wyndham should already have the answers to. I've also tried using their regular web site, and have had intermittent success with that. Lately, though, I've just gone with other hotel groups. I pay a little more for lodging (I'm sure) but have a lot less frustration. (The Wyndham Rewards website works fine on my computer at home, but most of the time I don't know in advance where I want to be at night.)

Big Dam Bridge
 This latest trip was, all in all, a good trip as well. The outbound leg could have gone better, but I didn't plan it well enough. First, there was a failure of communication, in that I'd expected to come home from my first-thing-in-the-morning doctor's appointment to find that Sherry had taken Carly to the kennel and was ready to go at 9:30 in the morning. She had not, and was not, so we got away kind of late. (I'm not saying it was her fault, I'm just saying I blame her.) We got across Texas with the top mostly down, and pulled in late at Hope, Arkansas the first night (because Wyndham couldn't locate any of its three hotels in Texarkana). The next day we drove to Little Rock, then spent the morning at the Big Dam Bridge, a scenic spot west of the city. I found a route to Memphis that avoided freeways for the most part, and even though the secondary highway route was less than scenic, it was still a grand improvement on Interstate 30. At Memphis, we walked across the Mississippi River on the Harahan bridge, an old railway span where the accompanying roadway has been converted to pedestrian use. It gives a nice view of downtown Memphis, which unfortunately isn't really much to see. From there, we went to the Crystal Shrine Grotto, in a local cemetery, which was a cool (literally) break from the heat (which was made worse by the fact that the car's A/C had stopped cooling; we got that fixed in Williamsburg). 

 I had planned to go up to Houston and Montgomery Counties, the last two Tennessee counties I haven't visited already; but I didn't accurately foresee the times and distances involved, constrained by the need to be in Richmond at a certain time on Friday. I also didn't foresee the fact that there are only three people in Tennessee who know how to drive on the freeway, so we faced long delays west of Jackson, in Nashville, and east of Knoxville, to go with the prior trip's hour-long stoppage in Chattanooga. So that planned diversion was tossed out, and we crossed the state on the freeway.

  I did, though, stop at the Parthenon in Nashville as planned, because I really wanted Sherry to see it. It's as much a Wonder of the World as the original in Athens, and is truly Not To Be Missed. So we didn't. (The picture here, by the way, is from a previous trip; I didn't take any pictures of it this time. The only difference is that the landscaping is now finished, and some of the irrelevant exhibits in the basement art gallery are different.)

Once we got past Knoxville the travel got easier. Even the freeways in the southern Appalachian Mountains are pleasant to drive. If Wyndham Rewards could have located any of their seven hotels around Wytheville, Virginia, it would have been nice. (Bitch, bitch, bitch.)

  I should mention the Muffin Incident. Years ago, during a condo week in Branson, the office sent over a box of doughnuts to welcome us to their complex. Sadly, Sherry answered the door, thanked the woman, and sent the doughnuts away because we were "all on a diet." This is now known in our circle as the Branson Doughnut Incident. None of us has forgiven her that bit of scruple, but at least I thought baked goods would be safe around her. At one of our hotels, I picked up a chocolate chip Otis Spunkmeyer muffin, and just in case she wanted something -- even thought I knew she wouldn't -- a packaged cinnamon roll. If it turned out she did, in fact, want one, I'd be perfectly happy with the other ... though I would have preferred the muffin. Both packages were lodged in our back-seat cooler.

  After a couple of days of patting myself on the back for my will-power, I said I wanted the muffin. "The muffin is gone," she said. "Then I'll have the cinnamon roll." "That's gone, too." I was astounded. Had they both gone bad, sitting in the cooler for two days? No, they'd been eaten. Shocked. Dismayed. Betrayed. In fact, this Muffin Incident stands to be the signature event of the entire 2023 Condo Week trip. I may never get over it.

 Next day, we got to Richmond, picked up Jeff's rented oxygen machine and went to the airport. Richmond has a nice, small airport, and offers an hour free parking in their garage, which made it convenient to meet up there before driving to Williamsburg, where we checked into our condo at Vacation Village. The people in their office tried hard (then, and again later) to get me to commit to a time-share song and dance, but after Pigeon Forge I wasn't about to sit through that again. 

It needs a name.
 One of the things I like about these condominium complexes we go to on these trips are the activities they provide. Most of the time we ignore them, but on occasion they prove fun or interesting. This year, we took advantage of two offerings. We went to the Activity Center on Sunday and painted ceramic piggy banks -- I particularly wanted to do that because the plastic plug on my cute little penguin piggy bank has failed; I really only wanted a new plug but came away with a new dinosaur bank. (Its plug doesn't quite fit the penguin. ¡Que lastima!)

 The other activity we took advantage of was a talk by a man who portrays an XVIII-Century Virginian, whose name I forget, as a means of bringing the Revolutionary Era to life. Think Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain. It was entertaining and informative, even if it wasn't especially accurate, and made for a relaxing evening.

Zoom in
 The first thing we did, though, was to go to a local car show. It was advertised as "British," but about a third of the cars were Ferraris, Porsches or Mercedes. (They were interesting, too.) But I must be getting jaded, as I only took one photo, and that as much for the window sticker as the car. There were a few Jags in the show, but not nearly enough, and none as pretty as mine.

 We got a three-day ticket to Colonial Williamsburg, which I thought was more time than I would want, but it turned out to be just right. I won't go into all that we saw there; we had been to the place 15 years before and I remembered it pretty clearly. (Luckily for you, that was before I started blogging, otherwise I'd give you a link to a long-winded recounting of the visit, which you would be morally obligated to actually read. Here, though, is a link to the pictures I took on that trip, which include many of Williamsburg.) Not everything in Williamsburg is open every day, and some of the shops that were open during this visit were new to us: the wheelwright, for example. And this time, instead of getting to watch a stage performance of the type that would have been seen in Colonial times, we got a short lecture about theater of the era (because all the other actors had the day off). 

 But I'm not going to dwell on Colonial Williamsburg. It's a lot of fun, despite being educational, and very prettily restored. The artisans at work there, both in costume and behind the scenes, are a great historical resource, on a par with the National Parks Service (and better funded), and having Colonial Williamsburg available to visit is a treasure everyone should take advantage of. If you haven't been, go. If you have, go back.

 We stopped at Fort Eustis to see the US Army's Transportation Museum, which was closed for some unexplained reason, so we only got to look at the outdoor exhibits through the fences. What a collection of oddities it is! Then we headed over to Newport News to revisit the Mariner's Museum. We'd been there on our prior condo trip to Williamsburg, just a few years after the Monitor had been located off the North Carolina coast; now there's an extensive new exhibit about the famous Ironclad and its encounter with the CSS Virginia (better known as the Merrimack), that we wanted to see. Again, not enough time. Afterwards we drove around looking at some of the public art that Newport News makes a small fuss about.

on the VMFA lawn

 More interesting, though, was the art on display at the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts in Richmond. While not as big as my favourite art museum, the Nelson-Atkins in Kansas City, this fine collection runs a close second. Probably because it has a lot of glass in it, ancient and modern, from art glass to leaded glass, and because it displays works by one of my favourite underappreciated artists, Charles Rennie MacIntosh (though, sadly, none of his glasswork). It also has a collection of Fabergé eggs, which are pretty but utterly decadent, and a good collection of Great Masters paintings.

 We paid a visit to the Virginia State Capitol building, which was not as architecturally interesting as its staff seems to think. (It was designed by one T. Jefferson, whose name is everywhere in Virginia, and who is mostly famous for having once written a deathless sentence -- "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal...", yada yada yada -- and for having known when to abandon principle for practicality; specifically, May 2, 1803.) The building's main attraction for me is the life-sized statue of George Washington, which was done at a particularly poignant moment in his great and eventful life, midway between his astonishing success as commander of the Continental forces that had wrested thirteen North American colonies from the powerful British Empire (with a little help from nos amix) and his return to public life to initiate the Federal government we have today. If King George III got one thing right in his life, it was this: 

When the King asked what General Washington planned to do now that he had won the war. [Benjamin] West replied: "They say he will return to his farm." King George exclaimed: "If he does that, he will be the greatest man in the world."

Yup.

So we did some other touristy things around Richmond: a boat tour of the canals built before the railroads came, and a visit to a Tudor-style manor house of sorts, built from pieces of the genuine article transshipped from the English Midlands in the 1920s; a visit to the Old Ironworks, part of the Richmond Battlefield National Historical Park. We also spent an afternoon with some of Jeff's family, who held an impromptu get-together in honour of his return to Virginia. I had only previously met one of them, his sister Kathy (or Cathy; I don't know which spelling she uses), and that was decades ago. But sitting in the dining room of the vintage house (a very pretty, and nicely updated Arts-and-Crafts place) listening to the mostly 20- and 30-somethings talk, it struck me that of all these people, all of them born and raised in Virginia, not a one had the least hint of a Southern accent. In fact, their speech, both in accent and style, was indistinguishable from the unstressed postmodern open tones of the Great Plains. They all sounded as if they had been brought up in the same rooms as my niece and nephews. Any of them could host late-night talk shows and everyone from coast to coast would be able to understand them easily. I wasn't prepared for that, and I can't account for it, unless everyone of that generation got their diction from network television. (I blame the bloated Federal bureaucracy, the epicenter of which is only a few dozen miles to the north.)

 Richmond seems a much more pleasant place than I'd expected. Not that I saw all of it, or even much of it. We stayed in a hotel near the airport, in a suburb that I would call middle-class; on the way into town from there we passed through working-class neighbourhoods and one area that I would feel uncomfortable in, day or night. The area south of the James River, along Hull Avenue, seemed to me a vibrant working-class area full of potential, while downtown (on a weekend) was nothing if not sleepy under the soporific weight of government offices. Richmond, like San Antonio, is suffused with a largely ignored history. But everywhere in the city we encountered lively areas of small-scale commerce (the best kind) resisting the blight of franchise shops and chain stores; I doubt that there are a dozen Starbucks in the whole town. The streets of the older sections, where we spent most of our time, felt to me like Southtown, or New Orleans, or South Philadelphia: all places I enjoy being if it's not too hot. I liked it.

 The drive home was pleasant enough. We were concerned about rain along the way (there wasn't any, it turned out) and we both missed our dog Carly, who had endured a number of thunderstorms while in the kennel back home; like many dogs, they terrify her. I thought about going through Tennessee again, just to go through those two remaining counties that I'd hoped to get to on the way up, but decided instead to stick with my original plan of getting the last remaining county in North Carolina. I did that (making it the 38th state I've been to every county in), though we decided against going to Hanging Rock State Park or driving the Cherohala Skyway. Those would have added another day to the return trip, and would have forced us to take the same routes we had taken on the trip to Pigeon Forge a couple of weeks before. Instead we dropped down to central Georgia, where we were able to put the top down and spend a whole day wandering across the state from east to west, picking up 17 of the nearly 60 remaining unvisited counties there: the kind of travel I most enjoy. That done, we got on the freeway and headed home. The only departure from the tedium of freeway driving across Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and east Texas came when we stopped for dinner in Flatonia, about an hour and a half east of home, and stumbled upon the Red Vault, a very nice restaurant owned by a French chef retired from California who shares my appreciation for old cars. (Wednesday is sushi night, by the way, and it was as good as any I've had anywhere.)