I weighed myself last night. I weighed about the same as I did when I left home. But I take that to be a very good thing, because I was in New York, and therefore much, much closer to the Center of the Earth. And as
every student of physics knows, things weigh more as you get closer to the center of the earth. So I figure that when I get home I will find that I have lost several pounds on this trip. That's great.