2022 KC/MI Wander: Day 8

This is Part 6 of the blog post documenting my epic wandering around the middle part of the country. You really should read them in order. To that end, here's a link to Part One. At the bottom of each post, click the link for "Newer Post" at the bottom. And here is a link to ALL the pictures I took on this trip. Viewing them will require that you scroll through God knows how many pictures of parts of old cars, so you might want to just skip that altogether.

I wonder why there aren't more motel rooms in places like Percival, Iowa. There are, it appears, only two motels in this town, which seems to consist of those two motels and two truck stops and a few fast-food restaurants. Both of the motels in Percival are fully booked, even though the room rates are pretty high. (The rates in Nebraska City, a few miles away, are positively exorbitant, even though there are lots of motels over there. That's why I'm in Percival and not Nebraska City ... well, that, and because there's a water tower in Percival that looks like a teapot, and I found yesterday evening that it's real pretty at night, all lit up with red neon.) (My sunrise pictures of the water tower from this morning are much better than the pictures from last night; although you still can't really tell that it looks like a big teapot. The red rings on top light up in succession, and it says "Sapp Bros" on the sides in huge letters. My pics are all taken from the handle side.)

Today was mostly supposed to be all about county-counting, but a good bit of it was about the failure of technology. I've already ranted about it over the phone to Sherry, so here I will just say that technology that depends on an internet connection is of very limited use in places like southern Iowa. And that includes Google Maps and Libby, the app I'm using to listen to audiobooks (or trying to, anyway). I got 8 of the 10 remaining Iowa counties today; I would have missed one because of the failure of Google Maps, but I thought to check where, exactly, the county was in relation to the highway. I really would have been pissed if I'd gotten to my hotel for the night and then discovered the omission.*

There were four counties in southwestern Iowa that I hadn't been to. The only point of interest in any of them was Johnny Carson's birthplace, in Corning (Adams County). It was $10 to go in, which is way too much for such a trivial place. Besides, he grew up in Norfolk, Nebraska, and that's the place he considered his home; this is just where his parents lived when he made his first entrance.

While I was stopped for a break at a convenience store I got into a conversation with a local woman who used to be the city clerk for Gravity, Iowa, in Taylor County, the last of those four. She told me about the town sign; said she saw it every day for years and never got the joke until one day it suddenly dawned on her, and ever since then she can't think of it without laughing. So I made it a point to go that way and see the sign myself.

It is kind of cute.

After that, it was a looooong slog across the state on Highway 2, from west to east, until I got to the remaining batch of counties, more or less along the Mississippi River. The only point of interest I found there was the Louisa County Swinging Bridge. It crosses a gorge in a park in the town of Columbus Junction. You can access one end of it just above the parking area, or you can access the other end by taking a trail that goes down into the gorge and then up the other side to the bridge. I chose to take the trail.

Two things about the trail: first, it's very narrow, about 18" wide on average, and fairly steep. Steps have been put in at a number of spots to help, and the drop-off is generally not great, but I would not want to be on that path after a rain. I'm sure it's very slick. The second thing is this: the path is lined with signboards containing pages from a children's book about an alligator. The book didn't make any sense to me; it seemed to tell the story of how the friendly alligator went from owning a restaurant for his friends the birds, to eating the birds. A really unpleasant story, not something I'd've wanted to read to my son when he was a child. But in the end I realized that the story is arranged to be read starting from the other end of the path: the lazy alligator opens a restaurant to trick the birds into eating in his mouth, but then he becomes friends with the birds. That's a much better children's book.

Louisa County Swinging Bridge

The bridge itself was pretty terrifying, but I made it across. It swings back and forth and it tips sideways like Galloping Gertie in the 1940 film of that bridge's collapse.

That's pretty much the whole day. Fortunately the scenery in Iowa, even in the ordinary places, is verdant and attractive, and the temperature today topped out at 86 degrees; and I don't think I saw a single cloud all day.

I'm in Coralville, Iowa tonight; there's a car museum here that opens at 10AM that I plan to stick around for; then I'll drive through the last two Iowa counties on the way to Illinois and Indiana, and on Thursday I should get to Michigan. I don't know how long it'll take me to do all the wandering I plan to do there. As you might imagine, I'm somewhat averse to that level of prediction.  

* I also have complaints about my phone's bluetooth, my phone charger, and my car's new stereo. Don't ask.

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2022 KC/MI Wander, Day 7: the wandering resumes

 This is the fifth installment of the blog post documenting my epic wandering around the middle part of the country. You really should read them in order. To that end, here's a link to Part One. At the bottom of each post, click the link for "Newer Post" at the bottom. And here is a link to ALL the pictures I took on this trip. Viewing them will require that you scroll through God knows how many pictures of parts of old cars, so you might want to just skip that altogether.

The morning dawned, as I'd hoped, with a blue sky and only a few light clouds. So nice when you order something from Amazon and they get it right! So: top went down. Idiot light comes on: "Convertible not latched." Sure enough, the latching mechanism was stuck in the "up" position. I had thought that the noise the mechanism makes had sounded somehow different: it was that the motor had kept whirring and the clickety-clack of the latch retracting had been missing. 

Okay, I thought as I put the top back up, that's it; I'm going home. Forget Michigan. Who needs it?

Then I thought, what the hell, so I put the top down again. It worked perfectly. I guess it's like restarting your phone when Google Maps freezes (like it's done twice now on this trip). 

Plugged in my first stop: the Wilbur Memorial in White Cloud, Kansas. I had changed the trip settings and allowed freeways, so it took me straight up Interstate 29 to St Joseph, Missouri. Told me to exit at US Highway 36, which I did. That is the only bridge across the Missouri river for many miles in either direction. Unfortunately, there was some kind of oversized load broken down on the bridge access and a line of vehicles (mostly trucks) that stretched away for as far as I could see. I figured there must be some other way, so I went the opposite direction, got down into the town, and checked the map on my phone. Sure enough, there was an access to the bridge from the southbound side that would put me beyond the broken down vehicle. So I went about a mile and a half up the road until I came to a street that would take me to the southbound side of I-29; cut over and got on the freeway again, and immediately exited for US 36 westbound. 

The ramp that goes from I-29 southbound to US 36 westbound is under construction, and there's a detour.... Guess where it takes you.

Fortunately, the oversized vehicle had moved and the traffic was clearing. So I like to think that I spent the delay seeing something of St Joseph, Missouri. A charming town, I'm sure, with its Pony Express Museum and the home of somebody famous.

When I got to White Cloud, my GPS took me to a vacant field where some guys looked to be setting up for a yard sale. They weren't from here, and while they were surprised and interested in my story about a pig monument, they had never heard of such a thing (to use their words). So I asked at the post office. The clerk wasn't from here either, and she suggested the "water people" across the street. Those women were locals and knew immediately what I was talking about, and told me it was across the street at the next corner, in front of the church. And so it was.

Pig Monument

Local boy Wilbur Chapman owned a pig, named Pete. He "adopted" a leper, and sold his pig to raise money to help. The newspapers got the story and it went viral (in the 1910 equivalent). The result was that banks across the country started handing out Pig Banks to children to help them save their money, and that's how piggy banks got started. (I did not know that.) The writer E.B. White heard about Wilbur as he was writing his classic children's novel, Charlotte's Web, and named the pig in that story after the boy.

As one source put it, Pete the Pig got nothing out of all this. He was, presumably, slaughtered and eaten.

My next planned stop was the boyhood home of Harold Lloyd, famous silent film comedian, in Burchard, Nebraska. He was one of my favourite movie actors when I was in college. I remembered (for the first time ever) to download directions in case of poor cell signals. Unfortunately, that didn't help. The directions wanted to take me down a gravel road, and I couldn't get it to alter that plan. Having no paper maps to fall back on, I had to go by vague memory and dead reckoning. When I came to a town where there was a signal, I looked it up again and verified I was going the right way. Got to the town and had no signal so just had to guess where it was. I had seen it on the map about a month ago, & remembered correctly: 4th & Plum Streets. Well, it's a tiny town, population 82, so how far astray could I have gone? 

A sign on the door said to call So-and-So for a tour, and gave a number. Unfortunately, I had no cell service, so all I got was a picture of the outside.

And with no signal, I couldn't pull up directions to my next destination on my phone. So again I had to go by those month-old memories of what the map looked like as I was planning the trip. Again, I remembered right, and when I got a signal, about 10 miles down the road, I was able to verify that I was going right. Followed the GPS from that point until I came to a sign that said "Road Closed." Having no real alternative -- the place I was going was on that road -- I went around the sign. Continued for a mile. By now I had no signal again. Came to a stop sign, and another "Road Closed" sign. Continued up over the next hill, and this time the road actually was closed. So I turned around, and found a sign directing me down a side road to my destination. (There had been no such sign coming the other way.) My GPS kicked in again as I got to the entrance of Rock Creek Station State Historical Park, and guided me through beautiful woodlands down to the creek bottom ... where there's a picnic table and a bathroom. Well, opportunity knocks and I answer.

Then I head up the hill, ignoring the GPS's exhortation to make U-turns every few yards, and I located a visitors' center farther along in the park.

Rock Creek Toll Bridge

Rock Creek Station was a way-station (called a "Road Farm") on the Overland Trail, a stagecoach line, and briefly a Pony Express station. A guy named McCanles owned the property. He farmed the western part, and rented out the eastern part to the stage company. He also built a bridge across the creek, and passing settlers would gladly pay the toll (ten to fifty cents, depending) to avoid having to ford the creek. 

The Overland Stage company's manager didn't make the rent payments timely, so one day McCanles and his son Monroe, aged 12, along with two other men, employees Woods and Gordon, went over to collect. The manager refused to come to the door, sending first his wife and then his hired hand, a hothead named Hickok. Long story short: Bill Hickok ended up hiding behind a quilt wall and shooting McCanles from his hiding place. Woods and Gordon, who had been doing other business over at the toll house, came running at the sound of the rifle, but Hickok shot Woods while the stage company manager, a guy named Wellman, bludgeoned him to death with a hoe. He tried to kill Monroe too, but the boy got away. Gordon got as far as the creek before he was done in by a shotgun. Wellman and Hickok were both arrested and tried; Monroe, being only 12 years old, was not allowed to testify. That was the law at the time. Without his testimony, there was no evidence, so both men were acquitted. Hickok went on to live life large and become famous, until justice caught up with him in Deadwood, South Dakota. I don't know what became of Wellman. 

East Farm

Rock Creek Station was restored back in the 1980s, and except for the sign boards and the cleanliness of the buildings and grounds, looks pretty authentic. East Farm, where all this took place, is a pleasant fifteen-minute walk from the visitors' center. I spent most of my time over there talking to a young man who was weedeating; he was very glad for a break, and I believe pretty knowledgeable about the plants around there. I'd seen and photographed a bush with red berries or flowers on it, and he said it was poison sumac. Then we got into a long discussion of the flora in the area, and wandered around as he pointed out this and that and generally talked for half an hour about bluestem and cottonwood trees (pointing out a couple of trees that were in a photograph taken of the Station in the late 1860s and were still standing). 

I remember seeing how creeks cut right through the soil in the Great Plains around Scotts Bluff, in western Nebraska. Rock Creek is the same way. The ground may be more or less flat -- no mountains, anyway -- but damned if there ain't a 20-foot-deep gorge with vertical banks at every little creek in this area. If I'd been trying to cross the country in a covered wagon back then, I would have just gone back to New York.

(A propos of nothing: I just happened to glance out the window of my hotel room in Percival, Iowa, to see the reddest sunset I have ever seen.)

On leaving Rock Creek Station, I calculated that the car museum in Lincoln would be closed by the time I got there; all the other locations I'd planned to visit there are open 24/7, but none of them are important to me, so they can wait until Lincoln becomes a destination instead of a waypoint. I instead plugged in a planned site at Nebraska City, on the Iowa border: the monument to Where the Wagon Broke Down.

Where the Wagon Broke Down

This required a couple of miles on dirt roads to get to, but dirt's okay as long as it's in good repair. These roads were. I found the spot with no trouble.

In 1862 -- wasn't there a war on then? How did anybody have time for this? -- a self-propelled steam wagon (of Gargantuan proportions) was invented in Minnesota by Joseph R. Brown. It was built in New York City and transported by steam ship down the Ohio River and up the Missouri River to Nebraska City. It was to be driven from there to Denver. It was the "first self-propelled road vehicle ever used west of the Mississippi". It made it only about four and a half miles before it broke down, and was abandoned (I reckon because of its size). And for some reason people thought that would be the appropriate subject of a brass-and-stone monument. So there is a brass plaque mounted on a stone to memorialize the event. They are just desperate for history in Nebraska.

My next stop (and in fact my last stop in Nebraska, having gotten the two counties I was after) was at a Runza fast-food restaurant. My sister- and brother-in-law gave me a book recently called USA State By State, one of the resources I used in planning this trip. And the best thing about that book is that, for every state, it makes suggestions for local foods that are unique to the area. Well, some of those things I already know about. I've already had enchiladas in Texas, and po-boys in Louisiana. I tried scrapple in Delaware and Ranier cherries in Washington. But I would not have known about runza in Nebraska without that book.

I had a couple of runza shops marked on my route, but the last one (in case I hadn't already tried it in Rulo or Beatrice or Lincoln, was in Nebraska City; and it was suppertime when I drove away from Where the Wagon Broke Down, and I needed to find and reserve a room for the night, so I went to the Runza restaurant in Nebraska City. 

Runza

Runza is seasoned ground beef and cabbage baked inside a soft bread shell, kind of like a kolache from my favourite Czech restaurant in West, Texas. It proved to be so popular in these parts that the inventor named the restaurant after the food and started a successful chain. It now can be had with cheese, and I forget the other variation. They also sell burgers, but I don't know why; the runza roll or sandwich or whatever you want to call it is pretty damn good.

The only other thing I'd planned to see in Nebraska City was a Lewis & Clark Interpretive Center, which closed at 4pm, so I was too late for that. But it was one of those things that make it onto the trip plan just in case I feel like going there: one of those awareness locations that are easy to skip. I was not in the mood for Lewis & Clark anyway, and had no regrets about passing on it. Even with all the stuff I'm skipping -- all of Tulsa, all of Lincoln, lots of other places along the way -- I'm still roughly on "schedule" with this trip. Or, I guess, because of all the stuff I'm skipping. Being "on schedule" only matters because I have to be back in San Antonio by a certain date, and let's face it: there's nothing on this trip, absolutely nothing, that I have to see or do.... I could abandon this trip at any point, now that I've made my delivery; and I've been this close to doing just that at least twice now. Well, except for stocking up on moonshine in Ohio on the way back. I do have to do that. That is absolutely necessary....

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